The Twelve Days of Nuclear Christmas.

I thought I should brighten this place up with a little Christmas cheer, seeing that it’s the holidays and stuff:

The Twelve Days of Nuclear Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
The nukesters gave to me
Plutonium in my pear tree

On the second day of Christmas
The nukesters gave to me
Two failing eyes
And plutonium in my pear tree

On the third day of Christmas
The nukesters gave to me
Three cold sores
Two failing eyes
And plutonium in my pear tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
The nukesters gave to me
Four kidney bleeds
Three cold sores
Two failing eyes
And plutonium in my pear tree

On the fifth day of Christmas
The nukesters gave to me
Five loosened teeth
Four kidney bleeds
Three cold sores
Two failing eyes
And plutonium in my pear tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
The nukesters gave to me
Six plant mutations
Five loosened teeth
Four kidney bleeds
Three cold sores
Two failing eyes
And plutonium in my pear tree

On the seventh day of Christmas
The nukesters gave to me
Seven nails peeling
Six plant mutations
Five loosened teeth
Four kidney bleeds
Three cold sores
Two failing eyes
And plutonium in my pear tree

On the eighth day of Christmas
The nukesters gave to me
Eight thyroid nodules
Seven nails peeling
Six plant mutations
Five loosened teeth
Four kidney bleeds
Three cold sores
Two failing eyes
And plutonium in my pear tree

On the ninth day of Christmas
The nukesters gave to me
Nine migraine headaches
Eight thyroid nodules
Seven nails peeling
Six plant mutations
Five loosened teeth
Four kidney bleeds
Three cold sores
Two failing eyes
And plutonium in my pear tree

On the tenth day of Christmas
The nukesters gave to me
Ten warts a-growing
Nine migraine headaches
Eight thyroid nodules
Seven nails peeling
Six plant mutations
Five loosened teeth
Four kidney bleeds
Three cold sores
Two failing eyes
And plutonium in my pear tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas
The nukesters gave to me
Eleven fungal outgrowths
Ten warts a-growing
Nine migraine headaches
Eight thyroid nodules
Seven nails peeling
Six plant mutations
Five loosened teeth
Four kidney bleeds
Three cold sores
Two failing eyes
And plutonium in my pear tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas
The nukesters gave to me
Twelve palpitations
Eleven fungal outgrowths
Ten warts a-growing
Nine migraine headaches
Eight thyroid nodules
Seven nails peeling
Six plant mutations
Five loosened teeth
Four kidney bleeds
Three cold sores
Two failing eyes
And plutonium in my pear tree

26 thoughts on “The Twelve Days of Nuclear Christmas.

  1. Human foot? Actually a carrot:

    http://www.asyura.us/bigdata/up1/source/12101.jpg

    Mutated carrot looking like foot was found in Sayama city Saitama. It’s 15cm long, 10cm wide, 5cm thick.
    The seed was purchased from JA and planted in the kitchen garden on 7/22/2012.
    Mr. Kasuya grew this carrot to comment he has been growing plants for over 20 years but he hasn’t seen such one.

    http://fukushima-diary.com/2012/12/mutation-foot-looking-carrot-found-in-sayama-city-saitama/

  2. And there was this one the other day !
    [Mutation] Japanese radish with “2 arms” in Iidemachi Yamagata

    Posted by Mochizuki on December 22nd, 2012

    http://fukushima-diary.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_2012122200400-450×335.jpg

    In mid November, deformed Japanese radish was found in Iidemachi Yamagata prefecture. It’s 10cm long, 15cm wide. The farmer comments he has been growing Japanese radish for long but this is the first time to see this deformed one. Source Iori Mochizuki _____ Français : [Mutation] Un radis japonais “à deux bras” à […]
    http://fukushima-diary.com/2012/12/mutation-japanese-radish-with-2-arms-in-iidemachi-yamagata/

  3. I was laughing at the start, Bobby, and crying at the end!

    Thanks so much for this blog. It makes it all more bearable, and what greater gift is there?

    Merry Christmas everyone!

  4. Bobby! I don’t know how Bubba would feel about this one… Might want to reconsider, kinda stressful. BUT clever, and Merry Christmas

      • Well, I get that, just that he’s a little overwhelmed by this particular subject. Too late anyway, he already read it. Hey, he’ll be over in a little while so Merry Christmas! Maybe you guys can shop for that Fretlight guitar online today, figure out what type to get eh? Perhaps, not giving you a chore or anything like that…

    • Goodness, of course it’s Rockville MD…. right down the street. Hope they destroyed it right afterwards! Only you Bobby only you..

  5. Oh,…this thread is right up my funny-bone alley! Thanks Bobby1! You rocked it on that jingle-imo! (But hey,…I’m rotting away) 🙂

    I may have to steal it and put it on my FB page. I like this full throttle, in your face, truth! If not NOW,…when?
    Turn the titanic around!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *