The Vermont town of Vernon, the home of the Vermont Yankee nuclear plant, has passed an ordinance outlawing public urination and defecation in their town. Anti-nuclear protest organizers have attempted to set up porta-potties in the area, but have not been allowed to do so. Apparently there are no public restroom facilities, and they won’t let them use the facilities in the town hall.
One thing I can think of in response to this, is to pee on the members of the Vernon Select board. But personally, I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire.